I would be happy if I would be pleased if youIt would give me great pleasure DEAR GOD JUST PUBLISH MEI am grateful for this opportunity miserable nerve-wracking gut-wretching week of nausea I look forward to working with you you better publish me or I will spam your inbox I will be your bestest friend forever if you can just get me on Oprah actually my mother's cousin twice removed, his daughter's best friend's boyfriend knows you so we're like related and you should publish me I will invite you to ThanksgivingI have been published previously don't look this up I wrote it for a handwritten middle school publication I founded myselfAgain thank you for this chanceopportunityPUBLISH ME OR I WILL THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT AND I WILL HAUNT YOU LIKE THE GHOST OF AUTHORS PAST
Shelly Holder was born and raised in California's Mojave Desert, a heritage that unfortunately did not leave her tan. She is an only child, although her parents joke about her dog being in actuality a younger brother. Whether this is an insult to Shelly or to the dog will never be known. Shelly currently splits her time between CA and Virginia, where she attends college to get her BA in English/Creative Writing with a possible double major in another field that's also obscure and won't pay much money. Feel free to check out her website at www.shellyholder.com for more information and random tidbits.