Thursday, March 4

She's Gone Crazy

Posted by Shelly Holder

"DIE, MIDTERMS, DIE!"

*chops off head of Middle East Cultures*

*immediately spins, backhands East Asia*

*swings at American Lit, follows through with blow from the hilt, and reverse lunging stab through the stomach*

*pants uncontrollably, wipes at sweat*

...

*spots stray East Asia paper* *eyes widen*

"ARGH! DIE, MIDTERMS, DIE!!!"